Saturday, January 10, 2015

A unique look at blog spam

A lighter topic for your Saturday morning reading pleasure.

I regularly get spam comments on blog posts, but this one (now removed) has to be the best I've had in years.  Apparently this blog spammer made a mistake or doesn't understand how to post this stuff.  Or maybe they are using a new program to post the spam.  If so, it malfunctioned.  In my younger days, I could totally see turning this into a drinking game.  For me, the funniest thing about it is that the templates don't even use proper English.
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Wow - just wow.  This thing is a nearly complete thesaurus.  I'm going to work some of these into future presentations.

This one in particular caught my eye:
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I can't imagine why someone would post this as a spam comment.  What possible use can this serve? Seriously, I don't know.  Well, anyway, enjoy a fun Saturday morning read.

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